Northsails 3DI from zero to number one in the world within a year. Restructure every department I’ve worked in for maximum efficiency. Successfully broke into an airstrip to have the best view of the final flights of the A6s. Surfed a Porsche 944. Military service good conduct award - never got caught. Scaled a castle on the Rhine River to bring booze to a traveling Christian youth group. Scored a hat trick against a semipro Irish soccer team while wearing devil horns in the Catholic side of Derry and survived.